Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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