I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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