But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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