I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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