I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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