mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
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