I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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