this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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