Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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