Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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