So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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