Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
i think my cat just said my name.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
