Midget sex pt 2 tonight
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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