I got chris browned last night
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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