Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize