Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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