So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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