At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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