i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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