You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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