i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
