Betty ford says i'm here all night
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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