Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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