Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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