I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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