In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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