with your own penis?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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