Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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