You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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