At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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