I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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