I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Randomize
