So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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