This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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