Swine flu. Run for my life!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Is Oprah even human
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
