Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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