Sry I called you an 8
i was born a porn star she said
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Randomize
