after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Are we still banned from the library?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
