I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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