So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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