Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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