Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
