Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
