Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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