Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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