Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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