fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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