ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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