How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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