I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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