no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
