I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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